Why I Like It Longer

EVERYTHING and ANYTHING longer is better...

...and I'm sure people will agree with me on this.

First of all, most students (e.g Chriss) would agree that LONGER holidays are better than short ones, like for this coming Chinese New Year.

If I had a LONGER Chinese New Year holiday instead of the 1 week holiday, I would head back to Miri and collect those delicious ang pows from friends and families. LONGER ang pows are better too, so that you do not have to fold the moolah~

So theory #1:

LONGER holidays = happier students who will produce good results!

(Girlfriends/boyfriends come and go, but results are forever!)

Next on my list would be something most girls and even some guys (e.g Chriss) prefer to be LONGER...

vvvv

vvv

vv

v

LONGER time when you're taking your bath.

whatwereyouthinkingyousicko

Nothing beats a LONG bath time in the tub when it comes to de-stressing yourself.

Imagine this:

You just left your office, after 10 hours of work, rushing on that project your fat and wrinkly maggot boss gave you at the very last minute. All you can think of now is to survive a terrible 2 hour jam to reach home to your overly hyperactive husband/wife/children who is horny/nagging/hungry.

Then you have to stand over a steamy hot stove to spill sweat and blood, just to cook dinner for them, before they finally rush off to bed without even helping you with the dishes.

So what else can you do? You finish the dishes and then you drag yourself into the bathroom.

With the first step into that sanctuary, for a moment, time stood still. With all the strength that is left in you, you extended your arm to turn the waters on, and you hear the sound of running water. Slowly and gently, you make you way into a bubbly bath tub, scented with your favourite aromatics and white rose petals scattered all over.

This is as orgasmic to the brain as I can make it to be without showing pictures of myself.

Theory #2:

LONGER bath time = happier and less stressed YOU!

As a chef to be *ahem ahem*, you wouldn't expect me to NOT talk about food, do you?

As we all know, people, mostly the French, love to spend LONGER time eating their meals, why? I'm not sure, but it must be one of them gour-met thingy.

We all see LONGER food as being sexy, just compare an Eclair to a Choux.

This is an Eclair.

See how LONG it is, with the LONG coating of chocolate, and the ever-so creamy filling with extra lemak in it's LONG cavity? Makes you want to stuff the whole thing into your mouth, huh?Compare this, to a Choux.

A Choux looks like this.

See how short and unappetizing this lump of flour is?

No amount of chocolate or cream or shimmery glitter could make this sad looking pastry look like an elegant Eclair.

Theory #3:

LONGER food are sexy looking compared to short, stumpy ones.

As far as I know, LONGER things make people happy. So for this Valentines, get anything LONG to please your other half, like a broomstick, or spaghetti!

And as for me, you can get me a LONG phone, just like the one below. =D