Can be friends?

Was just browsing through my emails when I stumbled upon a funny email someone wrote to me a few months ago. I'll call this person DSP, for fun.

DSP:
Harlow!! Me saw ur profile so wana be frenz~ Me is DSP..*and this is where the usual details come in, as if I'm a potential buyer of some sort*...plz reply worhz~

Chriss:
Hi, sorry but I don't add strangers who speak like you do.

DSP:
Stil strangerz arh? Me tell evrthing adi, I sent picz la..you lerh?

*I think this poor soul did not understand what I was talking about, and was trying to impress me by writing 'you' instead of 'u'...include picture some more.

Chriss:
Sorry, I have to decline..besides, you look too 'photoshop'-ed. Bye.

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Lots of weird people on the net now.
Be careful yea?