I found Haylie Ecker..

...on Facebook!

I bet some of you never heard of this name before, but Haylie Ecker is one of them BOND girls. I'm talking about the string quartet, not the guy. Sensually tantalizing. *quiver*

Now, if only I could search for the other 3..hmmm...

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I got this thing for musicians..

Hot, mind-blowing musicians..
Mmm, musicians...

Digi Digi Digi

Chriss: You have serve me for quite some time now, have you not?

Digi Yellow Man (DYM): Yessss, masssterr~

Chriss: And, you have never fail to prove yourself useful..

DYM: *purrs*

Chriss: ... but I have doubts...

DYM: ?!? What do you meeen, masssterr? Have I not been there when you need me?

Chriss: You have, no doubt about that...but..

DYM: But what massterr? WHAT?!

Chriss: I need lower rates from Digi to Maxis. It's effing too expensive. T.T

DYM: pffft~ *walks away*

Chriss: UP YOURS! *points*

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Maxis Maxis Maxis...
Maybe I should buy you a Digi number instead?
=)

Can be friends?

Was just browsing through my emails when I stumbled upon a funny email someone wrote to me a few months ago. I'll call this person DSP, for fun.

DSP:
Harlow!! Me saw ur profile so wana be frenz~ Me is DSP..*and this is where the usual details come in, as if I'm a potential buyer of some sort*...plz reply worhz~

Chriss:
Hi, sorry but I don't add strangers who speak like you do.

DSP:
Stil strangerz arh? Me tell evrthing adi, I sent picz la..you lerh?

*I think this poor soul did not understand what I was talking about, and was trying to impress me by writing 'you' instead of 'u'...include picture some more.

Chriss:
Sorry, I have to decline..besides, you look too 'photoshop'-ed. Bye.

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Lots of weird people on the net now.
Be careful yea?

Corey Vidal

He sings, he dance, he got me addicted to his videos in youtube!

Watch him singing 'Friends' and 'Star Wars (Tribute to John Williams)'...I'm lovin' it, again, and again, and again!

This is for you.

Your Guardian Angel

Dear Yvonne..

..please bring more stickers on Monday..

Thank you.

:)

This is adorable.

Just found this video when I was looking for Kristy Lee Cook's version. Not bad.

Here's God Bless the USA from Jump5

Oh Crappy Day~ (Oh Crappy Daaay~)

As I expected when I woke up at such an unholy hour, 3 in the morning, today will be a crappy day, and I WAS RIGHT!

We're supposed to have our Food Science assessment today, thinking that we all could get it over with and lessen our burden, but guess what? Ms. Nancy pushed it to tomorrow, with the excuse saying that we're left behind in our syllabus and she wants us to be on par with the others! As if we could not catch up on what we missed out on Friday!

The other thing is F&B. Everything was fine with the projector when we do not have to do our presentation, but on the day that we're supposed to present our findings, the projector went crazy and the whole screen turned blue! Stupid projectors in Taylor's! So, instead of presenting our slides today, it will be postponed to NEXT WEEK!

So now, what is due next week?

1. F&B slides presentation, on a Thursday.

2. F&B exam questions, on Thursday too.
(We're making our own paper for students to sit)

3. Geography assignment on Staple food of the world, which includes a 3 page essay (done) and a A3 size poster, and it will be due on next Tuesday.
(But I heard that was Postponed as well!)

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Little stuff annoys me, stupid things being postponed!

Not mad, just very very annoyed!

Stupid crap got me going on..

This thing is addictive. It's as addictive as plucking someone else's nose hair at a card game.

I'll type out haiku's that does not make any sense...Haiku's never make sense anyway! =)

To know who you are,
Just reach down and pull it out,
That is, your I.C.

Finding a lost book,

With your dirty kitchen shoes,

Drink pineapple tea.

Coconut cookie,

A shirtless, headless jockie,

ends with I and E.

Fee, Fi, Fo, Fumble,

Jiggle my tummy, Tumble,

Powerpuff Girls rock.

Haiku's are useless,

It does not make any sense,

Hippopotamus.

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Gotta go...sleepy is shutting down at 6:45pm.

Useless peice of manure.

This is why I hate...

..when I start to blog, things just start to creep in, one single thing at a time...especially after I click "Publish Post". HATEEE~!

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What did I miss on my last post, you ask? ALOT of things, it might seem crappy to you readers but I'm just posting this up so that when I get old next time, I can remember what my dear Mister K said; "Cau kia, you think 'shortening' shortens WHAT??"

(for those who know who Mr K is, keep a lid on it.. I don't want him to find out that I am writing about him)

I was with Mr K in class the other day when his baby girl called. He even dared to put it on loud speaker:

Mr K: Hi *It's weird to see someone who looks so fierce sounds so gentle*

Baby Girl: CHRISSS!!!....

When I heard Baby Girl mentioned 'Chris', I turned and stared at Mr K...and he gave me that "What have you done? Why is she so excited when she mentions your name?"-look.

And the next sentence that came out... it really potong-stim.

Baby Girl: KRIS! Kris won Idol!!

Right then, Mr. K and I released a very deep sigh of relief, but my heart did not stop beating till the end of class. Gosh, the look Mr. K gave me was like I was tied to a table and he's staring above me with a butcher knife, thinking "Should I carve, or not?"

Okay, so we ALL know Kris Allen won Idol, and it's not that unbelievable as other people see it. He's got the look, that nice voice, and he looks approachable and decent. Would you walk up to a guy who fashions dark eye-liner and black nail polish?.....

Wait, what am I asking?? Truthfully speaking, I would approach that guy, hahaha, but I guess that America see Kris as the boy next door who started at his garage, singing decent songs filled with emotions, and I imagine his neighbours staying awake, sitting by their balcony as Kris lulls them to sleep in each other's arms. Wahhh, that would be too good to be true.

*Slits own arm with K.A initials*

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Oh, this might sound 'un-manly' of me, but wth, most of the stuff that I wrote isn't that masculine either:

I draw stickers...

Hahaha, Yvonne got me caught up in this weird activity of hers. Her friends and herself, they like stickers SOOOO much, so they decided to buy their own plain post-it's stickers, and draw their own designs/drawings.

I rarely draw, I just write quotes which I find it to be funny, and I stick it on any surface. Lung got one stuck on his calculator, and so does William, I got one stuck on my phone, and maybe I'll draw/write Joe one about muscular German ladies.

Oh, I drew alot of ninja bunnies for Yvonne's friend. Hope she likes it.

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Another weird activity that I am addicted to is Restaurant City. Stupid game, got my friends and I to become so competitive about upgrading our restaurant and trading ingredients.

Zach sent me a message the other day: I want your meant and banana.

I think I accidentally decline his offer..oops

:x

But the thing that is scary is not the competition, it's that, in this game, it's ONLY objective (my opinion la) is to get to the highest level and get all your dishes to level 10. Nothing else. Even this makes people competitive.. chefs..pfft~

and what do you get when you get a minimum of 20 dishes to level 10? You get a gourmet award...

-.-

*wooohoo~*

but, I'm still playing it because I like my friends begging me for ingredients. Just the other day, a friend, don't want to mention HIS name la, got his dish to level 9 already, and he needed a saffron, and I got the saffron...kekekek, you should have seen him beg for it!

You can't simply trade ingredients with people you don't know, because if your friends are playing, you can trade ingredients with them ONLY, and not with the other players who are playing the same game. Since he can only trade ingredients with HIS friends who plays Restaurant City, sadly for him, I was his only friend who play that game.

So after 2 days of torturing, I finally traded it for a lobster, and when he got that specific dish to level 10..aiyo, BERLAGAK!

I was cursing at him under my breath...

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Oh, I have assessments coming soon. Actually, I have one right now, Moral assessment is due tomorrow, F&B slide presentation about Silver Service is due tomorrow, and Food Science is going to BE tomorrow. Gosh, I need to borrow Karen's laptop again.

Speaking of Food Science, heheheh we have Miss Nancy teaching us that subject. She gave my friends and I a very bad 1st impression. First of all, she looks like a witch with her long locks like medusa's, secondly, her smile, let me tell you about that smile.

When she smiles, the creatures of the dark gets excited because her smile looks like the smile that Lucifer would have on his face if he were to release demons into this sinful world.

Dear Jesus, forgive me for my sins. I know you are reading this. I love you.

=)

What was I talking about again? Yea, Miss Nancy. The third thing about her is that she's obsessed about Uma's Curry House. It's a shop in my campus, and it is as dirty as your ass crack. Well, according to Miss Nancy, that's her favourite shop of all, even though she knows that it sells cockroach-infested Milo.

And guess where is her office situated? RIGHT ABOVE Uma's Curry house. My friend and I made a joke about it, saying that she got a secret hatch with it's own elevator, where she orders her 'Malaysian Lifestyle' canai and her Milo.

What is Malaysian Lifestyle? It's the life that the Malaysians live. Fattening and oily food, packed with salt and sugar, and definitely 0% nutritious. Everyone have their own 'Malaysian Lifestyle' meal...some might be canai and teh tarik, others might be nasi lemak, with more lemak...for Miss Nancy, it's just LAMB MASALA, with extra Lamb Masala!

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Dum Dee Dum Dee Dum~

I just love this Bumper Sticker that Paulina gave me:

May the fleas of a thousand camels infest the crotch of the person who screws up your day and may their arms be too short to scratch....Amen.

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I was at the Chef's Association of Malaysia's (CAM) buffet dinner the other day and it was fun. Gosh, you should have seen the desserts! I'll try to upload some pictures.

If I want to become a Junior Member, it is rather pricey though, I guess it's about RM365..which includes a chef uniform, a CAM pin..and some other stuff which I can't really remember. My only reason of joining is to join competitions...hahah!

Oh, I had this weird conversation with a senior though..OK, I did not actually had the conversation, I just overheard a conversation between 2 seniors

Senior 1: (to another senior) WOW! You must see this...

Senior 2: Whaat?

Because of Senior 1's reaction, I started to get a little bit curious so I just made an obvious head-turn.

Senior 1: This one...look, look...the bisque so CLEAR~

Senior 2: REALLY?

Senior 1: Yea...1st time I see bisque that is SOOOO CLEAR!

So after this, the 2 of them walked to the soup section.

Senior 1: SEEE! (Points to the huge-ass soup bowl)

Senior 2: *silent*

Senior 1: SEE OR NOT?? So clear la..

Senior 2: That's not bisque la! That's a hot water bath FOR the bisque...what term are you in?!?Cannot differentiate the 2.

Senior 1: *mumbles under his breath* ohhh...

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What else have been fun? Oh, filming at Erwin's place for our Moral Studies. That was really fun. The filming itself was not that bad, but what I really enjoyed was hanging out with the others. Poor Erwin, he have to drive us around, to and fro from campus to his place. Then we made a drag out of Alex, literally.

Upcoming event with the others? BBQ at Erwin's maybe?

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Remember my post about the looooong conversation about cooking at Yvonne's place? Yea, this is about that.

Note to Yvonne: Get a gas stove! Your electrical stove hates Joe and Lung. Alex Lim made salad and he is very proud of his dressing...*drum rolls* Balsamic reduction.

-.-'''

Kenneth was asleep, Joe and Lung prepared fries and fish, Erwin drove us around and when we came back, we sat in a circle and started singing "KUMBAYAAA MY LORD..KUMBAYAAA~".

Yvonne was busy taking ugly pictures of my face, PeiYi and Joee helped me with macaroons. What else did we make the other day? Oh yea, Alex made the salsa dip and tomato provencales.

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Here's a haiku that connects Yvonne and I:

Strong fart smells like poo,

stronger fart smells like poo too,

refrigerator.

:)

This is the story of a guy who missed out on a year's supply of Krispy Kreme donuts. All thanks to 'she-who-cancels-class-at-the-last-effing-minute'.

We should start at the very hour this guy woke up. It was around 9 a.m, but he slept his lazy butt till 9:40 a.m before deciding to take his bath. Class begins at 11:30 since Pastry Class is held at alternate weeks. So he tediously dragged himself to the bathroom and bumped into the half-nekkid Housemate.

*awkward moment*

He mumbled 'Good Morning' under his breath, and headed straight to the bathroom. I'm going to skip the stuff that he did in the bathroom because it's not right to mention this online. After his routine bathroom ritual and getting all prepped up for class, he..well... headed for class.

Upon reaching the Pastry room at 11:05 a.m, he found out the this specific lecturer cancelled her class at the last minute. So, that means his next class is going to be at 2 p.m.

Now here's a question:
What can this guy do for 3 hours?

Answer:
ANYTHING!

Since he got 3 hours to spend with his friends, why not go for lunch? He went to Sunway Pyramid with 8 of his friends, and on the way there, a few of them discovered that walking to Sunway is a faster than driving there.

Anyway, when everyone reached Sunway, some of them had fun at the escalator and after that, they all went for lunch at Tony Roma's. The food was so-so, and the portions are really huge, but the crowd was great.

They all planned about the next day, since there will be 2 days holiday due to some 'I-don't-know-why' reasons.

Yvonne: You all coming to my house tomorrow or not?

William: I can't.

Yvonne: Why?

William: I have to fetch my girlfriend's grandmother from Happy Garden to Sri Gombak, then back again...

Kenneth: (mumbles under his breath) Let her walk laa.

William: WHAAT?!

Yvonne: OK la, others leh?

Chriss: I'm going.

Vine: Yea, going.

Joe: Me too.

Lung: Going to your house ah? Do what?

Erwin: Count me too. Go her house to cook la.

Lung: Cook?!

Erwin: If not? Tapau Chicken Rice to her house and eat ah?

Alex: I'm going too.

Kenneth: What's on tomorrow's menu?

Yvonne: Joee wants to make macaroons..so that's dessert.

Chriss: Can make Tiramisu also.

Yvonne: You got the recipe?

Chriss: Yea..I'll bring tomorrow.

Yvonne: Okay, desserts are settled. main course?

Everyone: (Either thinking about it or busy with the menu in our hands)

Erwin: Let's do pilaf rice la...who wanted to do pilaf rice again?

Lung: William, but he's not going, remember?

Erwin: Oh yeah, have to send his grandmother.

William: Not my grandmother laa..

Chriss: Eeeyer, I don't like pilaf rice la. The tomato provencales are not nice too.

Alex & Lung: Niceeeee~~


Kenneth: Not nice la, too salty.

Chriss: Think it's the parmesan cheese, plus with the salt!

Kenneth: Maybe can substitute with mozarella?


Lung: Cannot la..


Chriss: Won't it get too wet...yuck! Soggy and shrivelled tomatoes.


Alex: So, tomorrow's main course is what? Got any idea?

Joe: Aiya, I ask my kakak to prepare chicken la. Eih, she can slaughter anything you know? From dogs, to snakes to don't know what shit! And you know where she's from?? Indonesia... (sarcastic)

Erwin: Seriously having chicken is it? So Joe sponsor la.

Joe: What a sight! Later see me walking around with a chicken in the LRT and KTM. Already so squeezed, then later my chicken comes out square shaped because of the passengers. If then soi-soi (unlucky) the plastic bag break, and the chicken drop in the train, rolling everywhere.

Erwin: If the plastic bag breaks, just carry it on the neck la..it's dead anyway.

Chriss: If it falls out, just blame the nearest mak cik la...they always buy chicken at the market bah.

Yvonne: Put it in a box la.

Joe: I'm not going to carry a box in the LRT!


Chriss: OH GOSH, are we still stuck on main course? Think about starter 1st la. What do you all want? Facon (fha-szon) Nicoise (nee-swahz) Salad is it..


Kenneth: It's pronounced 'Fha-szon' and not 'fha-kon' ah?


Alex: No la, got the tail on the 'c' so it's like an 's'.


Joe: Hey guys, we have term 2 holidays right? Want to go holiday ah? I was thinking of Terengganu....


Chriss: Nooooo!!


Joe: Why? (sounds worried)


Yvonne: He's going back to Sarawak....hahahaha!


Chriss: Yea...Come to Sarawak la!


Lung: And you show us your elevator in your tree is it? And then when we reach, you chop our head?!


Chriss: Don't forget my pet crocodiles!


Yvonne: What are their names? Kiki & Lala is it?


Chriss: NO, Kila Kila. Eih, about tomorrow's menu, want to eat pork kah?


Erwin: Huh? Pork?


Chriss: Fine, BABI!

*burst out into laughter*

Erwin: You know, pig eat their own shit?


Chriss: That's why they're so nice, recycle nutrients ba!


Joe: No shit?! <--- Joe's version of: Really?!


Yvonne: What do you mean eat their own shit?


Chriss: Eat la, makan...takkan they share their shit! Imagine 2 pigs, I just name them Manny and Penny la. They both have their own sty, filled with their shit. Takkan Manny go to Penny's sty, then eat, eat, eat her shit, then go back to her sty?!


Erwin: So want to have pork tomorrow or not?


Joe: Then what about my kakak's chicken??


Yvonne: Chicken la, cheaper...since Joe is sponsoring.


Alex: So confirm tomorrow having chicken is it? Recipe from who?


Yvonne: I go home and find la, sure got it hidden somewhere.


Alex: Main course settled, desserts also settled...any ideas for starters?

(By this time, our orders have arrived)

Joe: We get Nachos. Easier. Just have to make the dips.


Chriss: Make chillie dip.

Yvonne: But Vine don't eat beef.

Erwin: Then just melt cheese over it la. And get Cheezy Nachos.

Yvonne: So tomorrow's meal is settled right? Okay. Done!

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Friends are God's way of saying:

"You're not the only crazy one"

Spoiler Alert on X-Men Origins: Wolverine

DO

NOT

READ

IF YOU WANT TO ENJOY

X-MEN ORIGINS: WOLVERINE

Okay, so some of us already know about the leak of the upcoming movie, 'X-Men Origins: Wolverine' in the Internet, but that's the one without the edited part, it sucks! Will still wait for the movie to come out in the theatres.

Anywho, I found out about something new though. Wolverine's "claws" are actually overgrown bones! Well, they used to be bones before they broke off when he fought Sabretooth. Oh, Sabretooth is Wolverine's half-brother...hahah, now you know!

There are new characters in this movie, and a few of them are characters which I have not heard of before.

The first one is John Wraith aka Kestrel, played by Will.i.am. All I know is that he teleports and ages slowly. He is like another Nightcrawler, with black skin instead.

Then there's this lady called Silver Fox, she seems to be Wolverine's lover, and she ages slowly too. Not a major role I guess. *shrugs* I think she died, somewhere in the movie.

Bolt is also another mutant which I have not heard of. He manipulates electricity. There is this scene in the movie when 5 of them were stuck in the elevator and Bolt touches his head, and...and...oh, you have to watch the movie yourself!

There is also Weapon XI. He's something like the ultimate mutant killer, because he was 'genetically altered' to absorb the powers of mutants around him. Guess these are the only characters which I have not heard of.

Now, to those which I'm quite familiar with.

I think that The Blob will make his premier in this movie, I have not seen this character in other X-Men movies before. He appeared as a well-built guy, but I'm not sure how, maybe depression sets in, and that's when he got his 'man-layers'! Really gross, I felt like I had difficulty breathing when I look at him.

Aside from that, there's Deadpool, who is played by Ryan Reynold, the guy who plays Hannibal King from Blade: Trinity. Deadpool doesn't have his mask in this movie, but still, well portrayed.

Then there is a young Emma Frost. She turns her body into diamond, making her indestructible. I think she knows telepathy too, but maybe in this movie, she is too young.

I can't really confirm on this, but I suspect that there's a young Storm too, since there is a little girl in the trailer who turns her eyes white! Banshee might also be appearing, I got this from Wikipedia, so it may be false.

Another character that I'm looking forward to see is Gambit. Taylor Kitsch played Pogue Parry in The Covenant, another nice movie to watch. I have rushed through the leak and gave myself a 2 minute preview, and his character is really impressive, with his glowing stick, cards and all the other banging shieet!

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THIS IS A MUST WATCH!

Oh, term 2 begins today. Am loving it!

15 minutes with an Asian Bimbo

Ever heard of the phrase 'dumb blonde'? This one is similar, only that's she's Asian..so I'll call her Asian Bimbo.


So here I am, at the student lounge, going through my notes, when I noticed this lady sitting beside me filling in a form, the University of South Australia Assignment form..it's some kind of form for an assignment which is due today.

When you take a look at her, she looks like someone who still uses Friendster to 'collect' friends and her on-screen name must be something like "Kawaiixx Kyootiesxsxzxzszxzsppfffft" or something similarly disgusting. I bet her picture must be something like this:

She looks like the type of person who thinks she would look kyoot in this disaster.

She was filling it halfway through when she forgot about her Student ID, Password and Email. I guess she's too fehmes, must have multiple identity to escape fans...

okay...she just left...
.....

*laughs hysterically*

Just so you know, students in Taylor's must remember their Student ID because it's like our special code *sounds so James Bond-efied*. So for someone to forget their Student ID, no need to live la..and what's worse is that she forgot her Password and Email. In this modern era, that just never happens.

-.-!!

So when she forgot, she called back home and her kakak answers the house phone. This was their conversation..she was dumb enough to put it on loud speaker:

(Asian Bimbo) AB: Kak ah, kamu ada nampak buku biru ka?

Kakak: Buku biru? Buku apa itu?

AB: Dalam buku ada saya punya nama, boleh tolong saya check saya punya details?

Kakak: APA?! Kocek (pocket)?

AB: *turns to friend* Aiyo, my kakak don't know ingrish-laa...

Kakak: *sounds like she was flipping through some paper and cursing under her breath*

AB: Tak apa la, kak...saya suruh kawan pergi check untuk saya.

Kakak: Mana KOCEK?!? *she sounds confused and agitated*

AB: *hangs up phone*

After her weird and useless conversation with her kakak, she called a friend of hers to go to her house and get her information. She finally got it, but somehow, I guess she did not bother to jot those information down...because after she finished her conversation, she asked another friend who was sitting besides her:

"What's my ID again?!? AIYO, sei lor"

This was the real -.- moment

I'll just...

...stop blogging for now.

But before I run away again, quick updates:

- I'm working again, and it's in Sunway! =)

- Like the nice people at work, unlike other places. Managers are your friends, and one of the chef have his own army print uniform.

- 1st term will officially end on next Tuesday, after commis work.

- I'm trying to get myself a free ticket to get into Sunway Lagoon. Trying very hard.

- I love my classes.

- "Friends" over here are people who bitch about their lives. Not a single thing is real, so no point in listening to what they have to say.

- Indonesians, Japanese, Filipinos and Koreans make great friends. Owh, and one single China boy too..great friends.

- Had a pastry demonstration at Subang Parade last Saturday, made Tiramisu, Black Forest Cake and Cookies. Real Tiramisu should have chocolate mousse and coffee liquor. Real Black Forest Cake should have cherry liquor. If there is none in any of these, don't buy.

- Went ice-skating again.

- Met new people, and they're okay... 1st impression is very very important.

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Okay, so that happened in the past 10...ogosh, I just heard a ringtone that sounds like wet fart....anyway, so those listed above are stuff that happened within the last 10 weeks. There are more, but I can't recall them now. So if there's anything, just send me an email at...

chriss1610@yahoo.com

Till next time.

What did I learn today?

Never EVER show that you care.

Calling All Gourmet Lovers...

Dinner this Friday at Taylor's College PJ Campus.

Limited seats.

You'll be having foie gras, escargot, scallops, turkey meat salad, beef bourgignon (red wine stew) with california red wine to pair with it.

For desserts, they serve mille feuille and swiss orange coffee.

If you have a friend who is celebrating his/her birthday, a complimentary cake will be served.

Price: RM 70 (early bird price)
Dinner by Culinary Students,Term 6, so you won't be dissapointed. Just drop by the campus before 6pm on Friday.

For more information, contact me at chriss1610@yahoo.com.

Crimson Red Love

I'm deprived of Astro over here, so I only get to watch those pre-Astro era channels. Most of the shows are usually talentless Malaysian's people trying their best to look like they are acting. Imagine a man being slapped by a lady because he cheated on her, and after the slap, he looks like this.

*that's why I hate Malaysian TV shows except Sepet*

Anywho, I'm not going to waste your my time and talk about those yucky shows, I'm going to talk about Dexter instead.

To Dexter Stanley, please do not perasantandasjamban when I mention your name, I know you are fehmes...but this is not you. =) <--Always add a smiley face, very important!

I'm talking about the TV series

Dexter

So this is about the guy in white, his name is Dexter. He's actually a serial killer but he works as a blood splatter analyst for some police department in Miami.

Imagine that, a serial killer who helps the police in solving crimes, genius!

From his point of view, he's doing a good thing, actually. Criminals usually have little or no evidence against them, so he does his own scouting and when he confirmed that they actually did the murders, he slaughter butchers them. That way, they won't hurt anyone else.

=) <-- See how a smiley face makes this gory subject very subtle?

One thing that Dexter protrays in his character, is that he's very very VERY neat.

Before he lures his victim into the room, he would usually cover the WHOLE room with plastic wrap, in case it gets messy...and when the victim steps into the room, he jabs them with some chemical thingy which I care less to find out about. Victim falls asleep, he ties the victim down, and when the victim wakes up, he starts his carving on the living and concious victim.

Oh, he collects blood samples of his victims, every single one of his victim. He just collect one drop of their blood on a glass slide and keeps it in his fridge.

=s

We just make out... at my door-step... for a very long time

<3

Just posting

Stupid printer at the student lounge! Just because I don't have a printer at home, it charges me 10 cents for a page!

Stupid printer and it's price.

If I print 2 pages with colours, costs me RM3.

Stupid printer.

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Weird conversation with friends:

Loong: Hey, who was your senior yesterday?

Michael: This girl name Elaine. My seniors have always been girls.

William: Mine too, I like girl seniors ba...they share more info.

Michael: No la, same ba. Ever had a male senior?

Loong: Never, I never did it with a boy before, but I want la.

Michael & William: ??!?

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I LOVE THIS COLLEGE!